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Haikus for Corn Muffins

by Mandy

Chaos and shouting

Yes, you can help me. Coffee

And a corn muffin.



Sweet but not like a

Banana or blueberry

Describes corn muffins.



I can't always find

The object of my craving

At Dunkin Donuts.



Last week some woman

Directly in front of me

Bought the last damn one.



I don't really want

Any other donut or

Muffin besides corn.



I should just buy some

Jiffy mix and make my own

Goddamned corn muffins.



Other times you want

An oral anesthetic

To help you calm down.