The Contractor Cycle

by Mandy

Oh, deductible,

How exactly do you work?

How much should I pay?



Will I get real sick

In the next few months or so?

Should I get insured?



Major medical

Would help if I got hit by

A bus or something.



Hypochondriac

loves medical procedures.

They sure cost a lot.



What I really want

Is a sick day, maybe two

To sleep in and slack.



My 401(k)

What exactly happens there?

Rolling it over?



Thank the good Lord that

My dental snafu came when

I had coverage.