Haikus for Corn Muffins

by Mandy

Chaos and shouting

Yes, you can help me. Coffee

And a corn muffin.

Sweet but not like a

Banana or blueberry

Describes corn muffins.

I can't always find

The object of my craving

At Dunkin Donuts.

Last week some woman

Directly in front of me

Bought the last damn one.

I don't really want

Any other donut or

Muffin besides corn.

I should just buy some

Jiffy mix and make my own

Goddamned corn muffins.

Other times you want

An oral anesthetic

To help you calm down.