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Haikus for Rock Starsby Karen Gsteiger I. Weezer rivers sings about drugs in a blatant manner. use a metaphor. II. Depeche Mode all of life's questions can be answered by searching through DM lyrics. III. The Smiths the smiths are also the source of much wisdom, sage advice, and counsel. IV. REM you jumped the shark with "out of time." but you still have my admiration. V. Prince diminutive pop star, bonafide musical genius. props to you! VI. Gwen Stefani holy shit, gwen, what happened to you? your music sounds like a train wreck. VII. Gwen Stefani, part II no, seriously. "hollaback girl" is the worst thing i've ever heard. |