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The Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Cycle

by Karen Gsteiger

I.

tom cruise leaps on a

couch and pumps his fist. he is

an asshole for love.

II.

tom is a loony,

but an entertaining one.

you go, crazy-ass.

III.

i feel concerned for

katie. she should escape from

tom's grip while she can.

IV.

oprah, were you harmed

by tom's enthusiasm?

he shook you about.

V.

publicity or

true love? regardless, it is

really obnoxious.